The Hard "G"
He puts the hard "g" in "gifs". Look around you (not actually because that would be weird) and survey the BFIB digital landscape. Birds...
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dennislawson
Nov 15, 20218 min read
The Next Baseball Revolution Should Not Be Televised
MLB broadcasters explaining defensive runs saved and launch angle has reached "NFL announcers explaining the meaning of 'RPO' at least a...
dennislawson
Oct 6, 20213 min read
The Worst NL Wild Card Preview Ever
Unless you live under a rock or get most of your sports information from Facebook, you probably know that the Dodgers are hosting the...
dennislawson
Jul 30, 20216 min read
Gambler's Phallusy
The fallacy of the maturity of baseball chances is the belief that because your favorite team has lost more frequently than expected in...
dennislawson
Jul 23, 20211 min read
Cardinals To Rename Team After Crappy Bridge
After nearly a dozen complaints from world-renowned ornithologists, bird watching enthusiasts, and Larry Bird, the St. Louis MLB team is...
dennislawson
Jul 21, 20214 min read
It's A Shildt Show in St Louis
"Neither a seller or a buyer be." - Polonius (Hamlet - paraphrased beyond recognition but approved by Shakespeare during his most recent...
dennislawson
May 3, 20214 min read
10 Dumb Ideas for MLB Rule Changes
MLB is working with the Atlantic League to test moving the pitching rubber back a foot to make it 61' 6" from home plate in hopes of...
dennislawson
Nov 10, 20204 min read
Free Wong
The Cardinals waited.....and waited....and waited some more. Nothing. Then something. After the Cardinals finally unburdened themselves...
dennislawson
May 8, 20201 min read
Einstein Baseball
You've got free time. I've got free time. In my free time I've adapted something attributed to Einstein into a brain teaser that could...
dennislawson
Jan 9, 20205 min read
Why Do You Care About Cooperstown?
Seriously. Do you have some vested interest in the players that may or may not join an exclusive club of elite and semi-elite baseball...
dennislawson
Dec 13, 20192 min read
Rob Manfred Hates Puppies
MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred probably despises kittens, rainbows, and helping old ladies across the street. He just seems like the kind...
dennislawson
Dec 11, 20192 min read
$324M Buys A Lot Of Nearly Anything
The moment news broke about Gerrit Cole's 9 year / $324M deal with the Yankees, I began trying to put into perspective a number that's...
dennislawson
Dec 10, 20193 min read
The Cardinals Sorta Spend To Win - Welcome to my TED Talk
The Cardinals started 2019 with a top ten Opening Day payroll and subsequently dedicated an immense amount of time to proclaiming that...
dennislawson
Nov 15, 20192 min read
Offseason Threeways
Baseball Twitter during the early offseason is like a threeway with way too much eye contact - awkward, but you still have to get through...
Ben Cerutti
Oct 16, 20196 min read
St. Louis Cardinals Post-Mortem 2019
If you solely concentrate on the stained glass of the Cardinal, it looks like it could be in a church somewhere. It would be fitting for...
dennislawson
Oct 16, 20194 min read
Delete "At Bat"
It’s a tradition unlike any other. Once the Cardinals have played their final game, I delete the At-Bat app from my phone. As with most...
dennislawson
Oct 7, 20194 min read
A Brief History of Attendance at Braves Home Games Inspired by Some Guy Named Zach Klein
"Only fight the battles you can win, idiot." -Sun Tzu in "The Art of fWAR" (unpublished probably) Now, I would normally ignore someone...
dennislawson
Oct 3, 20192 min read
Cardinals-Braves Series Predictions No One Needs
Predictions that you didn't know you needed from an source you really can't trust... At no point will the National Anthem be performed by...
dennislawson
Sep 7, 20193 min read
F#!k Cancer
In case you were wondering about my initial response to the news of Chris Duncan's passing, there you go. Just don't think that reaction...
dennislawson
Jul 24, 20192 min read
All Hail Our Lord And Savior Matt Wieters
Since taking over the starting catching duties from an injured Yadier Molina, Matt Wieters has slashed a completely unsustainable...
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